It's base season and I need to borrow your bike for a week (East Bernsdtant)

http://lexington.craigslist.org/bik/1062480163.html

Vanderkitten Caitlin is traveling to KY for a wicked long week. Specifically 5-7 days bikeless WITHOUT YOUR HELP. Please, help me feel the pain of lactic acid in my muscles, sweat in my eyes and dirt in my wounds. I've heard long distant relationships don't work and I'm not ready to find out. I ride a 54 or 18 and don't even care if it's biopace. In return I will tell you some seriously good jokes, possibly buy you a beer and have an autograph session with you and your 5 richest, most single and shaved legged friends (mustaches preferred).

xoxo
Caitlin