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Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
More bike jokes
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Try this:
What did the road bicycle say to the touring bicycle?
Nice rack!
What did the tricycle say to the bicycle?
Huba huba
How did the bicycle prevent pregnancy?
She went tubeless!
What did one road bike say to the other when it replaced it's dura ace shifter with ultegra?
I see you've put on a little weight...
What did the bicycle do when he was wearing out?
Retired.
What's a bicycle's favorite Oi! band?
Sram 69
What is a bicycle's favorite mathematic expression?
Factorial! Just kidding, that's mine.
and lastly:
Why couldn't the bicycle eat the steak?
It only had a fork!....yeah....is this thing on?
Bad Jokes =
Try this:
What did the road bicycle say to the touring bicycle?
Nice rack!
What did the tricycle say to the bicycle?
Huba huba
How did the bicycle prevent pregnancy?
She went tubeless!
What did one road bike say to the other when it replaced it's dura ace shifter with ultegra?
I see you've put on a little weight...
What did the bicycle do when he was wearing out?
Retired.
What's a bicycle's favorite Oi! band?
Sram 69
What is a bicycle's favorite mathematic expression?
Factorial! Just kidding, that's mine.
and lastly:
Why couldn't the bicycle eat the steak?
It only had a fork!....yeah....is this thing on?
Bad Jokes =
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
The year end!
What better to end a year of living in the bay area than to go to the bay state. Srsly! I totally went. I went to family x-mas party after family x-mas party intermingled with thinking about bowling and actually bowling! Gramps landed a bowling turkey! Delicious!
Oh yeah, and MA is wicked hecka cold. Because of this unfortunate fact, I wore whatever the hecka I wanted!
I miss the Mass :(
Oh yeah, and MA is wicked hecka cold. Because of this unfortunate fact, I wore whatever the hecka I wanted!
I miss the Mass :(
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