Wiscorpson

I saw Ed Gein's yard today. He puts the lotion on the skin.

Poor Postage

I'm on my worx computer. I looked to see if I had any pictures to post but all I saw were whales.

Workaction!!

I'm going on a work trip for 1 week. Explorising the midwest and car tunes for all. I'm pumped (IL, IN, WI, MN). Then I'm going directly to Boston, then to Amherst, then to New York (Greenburger/Greendine weddin') then back to MA then back to CA.

Clarification:

CA->IL->IN->IL->WI->MN->MA->NY->MA->RI->CA

Obviously. See you 8/2!

From McSweeney's

Lawyer Joke #7
Q: What do you call a room full of lawyers?
A: A group of highly educated legal professionals

Chicken Joke #5
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the chicken lacks any reasoning or decision-making capabilities, it seems unlikely that the chicken's action was spurred by any particular motivation.

Blonde Joke #16
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down her confidence and resistance to outside suggestion.

SOIL SALOON

 

 

 

 

Flat attack

I was on the BART talkin' to Bernie, my 19 year old friend, and as I was leaving I noticed I had a flat. Bummer. I stayed on the train and got off at the downtown Berkeley stop cuz I knew the Missing Link was close by, a well known bicycle cooooop. I was unprepared in that I didn't have any tools with me, in addition to no spare tube, and no life plan beyond going to MA later on this month. I asked the kind sir behind the desk if purchasing a tube would entitle me to use of their tools to fix my flat (I gotz bolt onz). Yes, we have a "work on your bike" area with all the tools you'll need. I do, Berkeley, till death do us part.

xoxo
caitlin