Monday, November 10, 2008

Myspace Mayhem

My inbox reads:
hey whats up i was looking at ur page and saw your pic and i think your pretty i was wondering would u date a black guy if so im chad im 28 and i live in raleigh. u look like z nice easy going person that loves to laugh and loves life and i love life myself and i love making people laugh anyways i know u probably wondering why i dont have a pic on here well truth be told i just havent placed one on here but if u send me your email address ill send u my pic soon as i can from my cell phone

2 comments:

Rolo said...

See, punctuation just isn't sexy. Neither is capitalization. That'd never turn a girl on (nor would this clause for that matter). Right? if i just wrote everything in lowercase letters without any commas or periods or god forbid parenthesis or semicolons it would be better easier to read more succinct and more professional i should do that more often but you probably didnt read past z first sentnce because you were so you didn like the garmmer things which is too bad for me because thisi part is way fly anyway ill ttyl let me know if u want a pic ill txt 1 to u ok bye

bonus: verification word is balessi

Rumblestillskins said...

No, punctuation is totally not sexy! Or useful!! in fact i think its only used by people who want to show that theyre better than you

anyway this guy is for real i can tell by the way he said that i like to have fun im sure that means that he judges a book by more than just the cover and instead reads the entire profile and knows all of me i also think that he read my picture really well and saw that i smile which has fun fun fun written all over it

yeah so send your pix fo rill cause well i just want it