Mind your eyes!

Bad jokes!

So one velophile says to another velophile "Hey, I saw the strongest cyclists bicycle today" and the other velophile says "Oh yeah! What was his gear ratio?" and the other velophile says "68-1".


Dirty jokes!

So one bicycle says to a sexy bicycle "hey is that a free hub body?" and the sexy bicycle says "No! You have to pay!"

So one bicycle says to a large chested bicycle "are those real?" and the large chested bicycle says "No! They're braze-ons!"


Oh man! I'm (small block 8) tired! OUCH!

Lunch time!

I finally got some work people to join the baking clan. We made these bars (baz). Totally delicious but don't bake them on wax paper as one scientist suggested. I most definitely got my daily value of wax paper today...potentially yearly value. Anyway, they were totes delish. Thanks Alton.

Wishing it would stop raining...

So I could do this:

Laced up

Eff tying shoes!



And don't you hate pants???

Real talk. Those are my shoes with my *new* shoe laces. These are made from a used bicycle tube. These laces turn any shoe into a slip on. Simply take an old tube, slice it, and insert into shoe. One road tube = 4 sets of laces OR 3 sets of laces + 1 spare lace + 1 really flipping adorable belt on an old style dress. The remaining bits can be used to mend torn gloves and potentially a new waterproof seat bag! Unless you have a stellar sewing machine which is not the White brand Multitasker, you'll probably want a thimble. I'm going to attempt to get a custom build stainless steel thimble because my plastic unit was about to snap during the glove mending.

Bicycle Rights!

Hilarious

On your left

More bike jokes

Like this?

Try this:

What did the road bicycle say to the touring bicycle?
Nice rack!

What did the tricycle say to the bicycle?
Huba huba

How did the bicycle prevent pregnancy?
She went tubeless!

What did one road bike say to the other when it replaced it's dura ace shifter with ultegra?
I see you've put on a little weight...

What did the bicycle do when he was wearing out?
Retired.

What's a bicycle's favorite Oi! band?
Sram 69

What is a bicycle's favorite mathematic expression?
Factorial! Just kidding, that's mine.

and lastly:

Why couldn't the bicycle eat the steak?
It only had a fork!....yeah....is this thing on?


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