More bike jokes

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What did the road bicycle say to the touring bicycle?
Nice rack!

What did the tricycle say to the bicycle?
Huba huba

How did the bicycle prevent pregnancy?
She went tubeless!

What did one road bike say to the other when it replaced it's dura ace shifter with ultegra?
I see you've put on a little weight...

What did the bicycle do when he was wearing out?
Retired.

What's a bicycle's favorite Oi! band?
Sram 69

What is a bicycle's favorite mathematic expression?
Factorial! Just kidding, that's mine.

and lastly:

Why couldn't the bicycle eat the steak?
It only had a fork!....yeah....is this thing on?


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