Mind your eyes!

Bad jokes!

So one velophile says to another velophile "Hey, I saw the strongest cyclists bicycle today" and the other velophile says "Oh yeah! What was his gear ratio?" and the other velophile says "68-1".


Dirty jokes!

So one bicycle says to a sexy bicycle "hey is that a free hub body?" and the sexy bicycle says "No! You have to pay!"

So one bicycle says to a large chested bicycle "are those real?" and the large chested bicycle says "No! They're braze-ons!"


Oh man! I'm (small block 8) tired! OUCH!