Expiration

I went to go use some milk in my tea and I did my normal smell check. Yesterday, my milk was good. Today, my milk is bad. Surprisingly, the expiration date was 9.9.09. I couldn't believe they were exactly right. It must have happened when the clock struck 12. Ironically, I used my roommates milk instead, expiration date 8.28.09.

Polaroid Opps

Hwheelz

Per young Williamz request.



These are my new wheels. Wheels, these are my friends. Nice to finally meat. I've left the BH. I want better things, some solidarity in performance. How can I be sure that the BH is good for me if I don't try other things, right? It was hard but I think it was the best for both of us. BH will get over it. Spinergys are hot and that's what I'm about right now, specifically a good ride and nothing else and the BH wasn't giving me that.

The break up went a little something like this...

Listen, BH. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Spinergy wheels are really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Spinergys are like, cut. From marble. They're gorgeous. They're like this beautiful rim and this incredible spokes. And I like you more than I like Spinergys, BH, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story, like when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about riding. I wanna take him and grab him and just ride his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Riding. Specifically with Spinergys and not with you. But you're really nice, I mean everybody thinks so. And, I'm sorry if this isn't the direction you saw things going between us. I still totally wanna be friends. You better write me a letter, okay?

Bike spokes.....jokes

So, I was going to meet someone the other day and I thought, what better than to introduce myself to an almost complete stranger than to bring along some ice breaking jokes. Since we were going bowling I looked up bowling jokes. Terrible. Not one up my alley. So I decided that bike jokes would be a lot more fun. Turns out, there is only one good one.

Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

A: It was two tired.

Genius.

I decided I would add to the list. Here it goes:

Q: What is a bicycles favorite band?

A: Twisted Shifter.


Q: What is a bicycles favorite style of music?

A: Metal. Obviously.


Q: Who is the former president of bicycles?

A: Helmet Kohl (you nerds!)


Q: What is a bicycles favorite newspaper?

A: The seat post (that's for you Robbie)


Q: How did the bicycle rid his lady passenger?

A: He derailed her.


Q: What is a bicycle's most trusted form of protection?

A: Rubbers.


Q: What did the bicycle say at church?

A: The father, son and the holy spoke.



That's enough spokes jokes for now.

Herrrrrrrrrrrres Johnny's

And a closer look.





Oh! and here is my almost finished yard. Hot!

Weekend wrap up

I went to the Oakland Athletics game (specifically baseball - perhaps Oakland's worst athletes).




I said good bye to My Owen.




I went to Angel Island (named rightly so).




And I finished it off with mowing the lawn. This 200 square foot area took me nearly 2 hours to mow and I didn't finish. I filled up my neighbor's compost after mine filled up. Here is a nice view of the walking path I started with. Pictures to come when yard is revamped.