CX Palace Report:

Friday, 10 pm: Murphy calls. I will be grill bitch for 1 hr.

Saturday, 11 am: Meet Murphy. I will be grill bitch for 2 hrs.

Saturday 1:30 pm: Evan takes over as grill bitch. 30 minutes off grill bitch time.

Saturday 3:00 pm: Eat strawberry pop tart.

Saturday 3:30 pm: Start race.

Saturday 3:40 pm: Remember pop tart.

Saturday 3:50 pm: Remember pop tart.

Saturday 4:00 pm: Remember pop tart.

Saturday 4:10 pm: Remember pop tart. Finish race close to L or completely DFL.

Saturday 6:00 pm: Allow boyfriend to partake in Murphy's shenanigans.

Saturday 6:20 pm: Shenanigans brake boyfriends toe.

Saturday 10:30 pm: Go to emergency room.

Caitlin.