My bicycle trainer, your slow death
I at one time in my life had the focus to ride a trainer during the cold Massachusetts winters. Once for 20 hours in one week. I broke that trainer and then bought a new one. Got on it for 5 minutes (possibly 10), moved to California and would rather be caught on a Next, Denali, Magna or the like than spend another second on that rolling bit of hell.
Performance brand "Traveler"